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Post by Mike B on Feb 5, 2010 15:19:24 GMT 1
Jacob (age 92) and Rebecca (age 89) are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass the local chemist's shop. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers "Yes Sir."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds "
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories?" Pharmacist: "Not much demand for them in most of Britain, but we stock them!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely....."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "Certainly Sir." Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." Jacob: "How about adult incontinence pants?" Pharmacist: "One of our best selling lines."
Jacob: "Then we'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list......."
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Post by coenie on Feb 5, 2010 16:57:45 GMT 1
;D !! Shame
Is Viagra in there somewhere?
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Post by Mark on Feb 5, 2010 22:34:10 GMT 1
Priceless !
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Post by alanv on Feb 10, 2010 0:49:59 GMT 1
Absolutely brilliant. ;D ;D ;D
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