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Post by Mike B on Jul 2, 2010 9:24:13 GMT 1
England Oh England………
Oxo are introducing a new white Oxo cube with a red cross in support of the England team. It's called the Laughing Stock
Apparently England are changing the 3 lions on the shirt to 3 tampons. A spokesman for the FA said this is to represent the worst period they have ever had.
All future England matches have been moved to the Gay Adult Channel. Apparently the sight of 11 a*seholes getting hammered for 90 minutes was far too explicit for ITV
So an angry fan managed to get into the England changing room after last night’s game. Apparently Robert Green tried to grab the man but missed.
The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning – “it is so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constant struggling and facing the impossible” said Sipho Umboto aged 6
All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand. In fact, they're crossing the line.
I’m going to be bold here, and suggest England play Heskey at left back.............left back at Heathrow Airport!!!!
And of course, did you know England are preparing for a flood alert? 8 million Scots and Welsh are all p*ssing themselves…
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Post by Mark on Jul 2, 2010 15:23:36 GMT 1
LOL
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