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Post by Mike B on Jul 11, 2010 9:03:44 GMT 1
The prisoner at the bar was found guilty and the judge pronounced sentence.
"Prisoner at the bar, you have been found guilty of 1st degree murder which carries the death sentence. You have the option of the Chair, lethal injection, or firing squad - which do you prefer?"
The prisoner said - "I choose the firing squad but I want to pick them".
The judge said "OK, who do you want?"
The prisoner said, "Lampard, Rooney.............
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Post by eric on Jul 11, 2010 9:18:05 GMT 1
LOL!!!
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Post by Mark on Jul 11, 2010 9:23:03 GMT 1
Brilliant !
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