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Post by Mark on Dec 19, 2009 21:20:05 GMT 1
We haven't had a game for ages, so how about a topical one. The rules are very simple. Post the most groan inducing cracker type joke you can. Feel free to give Karma to any real groaners.
First off...... What the difference between snow men and snow women ?
Snowballs !!
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Post by nm on Dec 19, 2009 21:42:17 GMT 1
Copied from today's Guardian:
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.
nm
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Post by coenie on Dec 20, 2009 17:58:43 GMT 1
Did you hear about the firefly who needs glasses.
He nearly mate with a cigarette.
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Post by Mark on Dec 20, 2009 22:22:25 GMT 1
Ouch !!
How do hedgehogs mate ?
Very carefully !!
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Post by Mark on Dec 20, 2009 22:35:34 GMT 1
Couldn't resist this one !
Why couldn't the bicycle stand on it's own?
It was 'too' tired!
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Post by coenie on Dec 21, 2009 18:38:36 GMT 1
Liquor doesn't solve any problems!!
Neither does coffee and tea.
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Post by coenie on Dec 21, 2009 18:42:39 GMT 1
One from my own Blonde...
How do one identify the Blonde at a funeral?
She's the one that catch the bouquet.
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Post by Mike B on Dec 25, 2009 20:59:07 GMT 1
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower!
What do you call a short-sighted dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saw-us?
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